People should believe me when I say it's taking over the world. I'm pretty sure my center of gravity has moved from Asia to Antarctica because the whole running into people/things/small woodland creatures has only gotten worse. It's to the point where I'm tempted to wrap myself in bubble wrap before I go out so I just bounce off things when I run into them.
...I should do that and post it on youtube for the hilariousness of that mental image I just got.
Anyway. I also attempted to paint my toes the other day but couldn't reach. Well I could...for about five seconds before I felt like I was going to pass out. I know, I know I could just ask someone to do it for me but you know that'd take effort and I am bound and determined to do things on my own. I will be glad when I can really see my feet again. But hey! No tattoos have been harmed in the process of growing a human so I think I win. But watch, I say that now and watch something inside happen to my stomach within the next 3-5 weeks.
I actually woke up this morning and could breathe somewhat normally so I think someone has dropped at least somewhat. Which only means that I really do waddle now and it takes me twice as long to get some place than before. So I guess I trade one thing for another? But yeah. It's just sort of a waiting game right now and it's hard to do because I'm really impatient right now. So, any day little dude. I would like to see my feet again sometime soon. Also, did you know it's apparently weird for me to still be driving? I had some woman freak out on me yesterday (on Mother's Day of all days) because I climb out of the car, she asks how far along I am, I tell her and she proceeds to be all OMFGWTFBBQ!! YOU STILL DRIVE?
Well, yes? am I supposed to sit at home for the next month? Because I may really lose my mind. Am I supposed to have a driver? If so, dude I better get to name him Jeeves. Granted, I've had to move the seat back (which makes reaching the pedals super fun!) but yes, still driving. I didn't know it was one of those things you're not "supposed" to do or whatever. I don't feel unsafe or see any reason why I shouldn't. Sure, accidents can happen but they can happen when I'm not growing a human being. I don't know. I just sort of nodded and went on my way before the lecture of how I've already screwed up my kid or something stupid. It was very strange.
Anyway. Now I have nothing else to talk about besides being bored and hungry (someone should bring me some sushi :-x) but unfortunately that's nothing new. One day I will have awesome things to talk about. Unfortunately, that's not today!
I actually woke up this morning and could breathe somewhat normally so I think someone has dropped at least somewhat. Which only means that I really do waddle now and it takes me twice as long to get some place than before. So I guess I trade one thing for another? But yeah. It's just sort of a waiting game right now and it's hard to do because I'm really impatient right now. So, any day little dude. I would like to see my feet again sometime soon. Also, did you know it's apparently weird for me to still be driving? I had some woman freak out on me yesterday (on Mother's Day of all days) because I climb out of the car, she asks how far along I am, I tell her and she proceeds to be all OMFGWTFBBQ!! YOU STILL DRIVE?
Well, yes? am I supposed to sit at home for the next month? Because I may really lose my mind. Am I supposed to have a driver? If so, dude I better get to name him Jeeves. Granted, I've had to move the seat back (which makes reaching the pedals super fun!) but yes, still driving. I didn't know it was one of those things you're not "supposed" to do or whatever. I don't feel unsafe or see any reason why I shouldn't. Sure, accidents can happen but they can happen when I'm not growing a human being. I don't know. I just sort of nodded and went on my way before the lecture of how I've already screwed up my kid or something stupid. It was very strange.
Anyway. Now I have nothing else to talk about besides being bored and hungry (someone should bring me some sushi :-x) but unfortunately that's nothing new. One day I will have awesome things to talk about. Unfortunately, that's not today!
